Wood rot, termite

Drunken fight

Parent’s party all-night

That’s the plight of the kid from the Houso block.

The landlord changed the lock

Wedding ring goes on the hock

This nuclear has gone to pot

She hits up the bong

It doesn’t take long

For her too fall…

The sun is rising on the Central Coast

“This is Paradise!” The Locals boast

As the Junkies line up for Methadone

The kids are sitting at home alone

While Mum & Dad are at the PUB

& Nana’s done her dole down at the Club

The Bogan’s on the street all run amuck

That’s when you realise this place is fucked!

Sharp as a Nail

Blunt as a Hammer

Silver Spoon Life

Slum Dog Soul

Wizard of the Family Kitchen

Pawn to the Pokies

Mathematical Genius

Mechanically Inept

Chinamen’s Eyes

Australian Heart

Proud and Dignified

Larrikin and Tease

Air Force to the Core

Husband, Father, Goong to us All

Once met

Never Forgotten