I think we’ve woken up to her

And how selfish she is.

She, that is the cat’s mother.

Didn’t wish her brother

Happy birthday on the day.

Didn’t do the washing up

For her darling lover

Who cooked her up breakfast,

Lunch and a great dinner.

What a sinner, a sinner

Is she, the cat’s mother

Who ate it all up

Without saying thank you.

I think as a society

We’ve woken up to her

That she, who is the cat’s mother.

Just stroking soft fur

Listening to the pussy purr

She, the cat’s mother

Expects to do nothing.

She, the cat’s mother

Because she is so pretty

Expects everything for free.

She will see, she will see…

As a society

We’ve woken up to her

And her pussy purr.

She, the cat’s mother

Can’t have everything.

She won’t get that ring

On the telephone or with diamonds.

She, the cat’s mother

Must realise that she

Can’t be so selfish

Or our love for her will diminish,

Whirl into anguish.

Oh she, the cat’s mother

She, the cat’s mother, she.