I would love to know how it all began,
When god made woman and god made man.
He moulded the two with his powers that be,
He made man with a penis and woman with a gee.
He gave man the will to provide and survive,
And woman to get everything she wants from the age of five.
He gave man the ability to drown out the noise,
Of a woman's complaints with "I'm going out with the boys"
He gave woman the ability to spend spend spend,
Especially with a credit card!! There is no end.
But most importantly he gave them love for each other.
In the words of a man,
"Love for her, but not her fucking mother"