Word of the Week: Living to the east of Boganville

We love the word bogan. We use it to describe those uncouth people that live next door. No longer are we restricted by geography to call the uneducated, unrefined people, westies (if you live in Sydney, for instance)—our vulgar neighbours can now come from the east, the north or the south.

The word bogan has given us—the usually egalitarian Australians—a word to help us gain social superiority over other Australians without being accused of snobbery. It has also given marketers the cashed-up-bogan market segment to which they can sell beer, hair loss cures, new utes, holidays to Bali and silly sporting memorabilia.

Bogans have been described as “hyper-Australian” a concept that suggests they are the exaggerated versions of us all. There are two sub-species of bogan: the plain bogan, and the cashed-up-bogan.

Word origins

The origin of bogan is not known but its mainstream use really began with Kylie Mole in the late 1980s TV series the Comedy Club. It was used before that in parts of Australia.

Some suggest that bogan is related to the Irish/Dubliner phrase ‘bogger’ equivalent to the westie for someone from the bog areas west of Dublin.

Bogan has displaced many regional Australian words for the vulgar underclass. These words usually refer to places where members of the lowest socio-economic, cultural group are thought to breed.

In the ACT the preferred word was ‘booner’ or ‘boonie’ being a shortening of someone from the ‘boondocks’, the far-distant, uncivilized regions of the outer suburbs. Queensland had the bevan and the bev-chick; Western Australia has bogs; Tasmania has the chigger (someone from the suburb of Chigwell); the Riverina has the gullie; Victoria has the Scozzer and Melbourne the mocca.

Plain bogans

Plain male bogans wear singlets, flannelette shirts, thongs or Ugg boots and ill-fitting track-suit pants or shorts.

They have skinhead haircuts, mullets or "frullets" (front-mullets). The mullet, the hairstyle that is short at the front and long at the back, has its own regional names and varieties, “boon curls”, or “bogan rolls” (short all over except for a curling fringe at the back). Bogans are very vain about their hair and certain celebrity bogans supplement their income appearing in commercials to help prevent hair loss (or more correctly mullet loss).

Favourite things are beer (VB, veebs, or XXXX because they are easy to spell), bourbon (Jack Daniels or Jim Beam because they have people names), rugby league or Aussie rules football (the simpler the rules the better) and particular types of motor vehicle, or “wheels”, the Holden Commodore, Holden Kingswood or the Ford Falcon. Utes are de rigour.

Plain female bogans shop at Target and Best and Less. They have tramp stamps, use cheap cosmetics and fragrances, wear short, tight skirts that show too much of their physique, particularly their muffin tops. They have children (sprogs) with unique, unconventional names with eccentric spellings, such as, Anakin, Deezel, Harlee, Brock, or Sharaz.

Cashed-up-bogans

The cashed up bogan or CUB, first appeared as a marketing term for a consumer segment. It is characterized as blue-collar nouveaux riche with well paid jobs and high disposable incomes that they spend on flash items to fulfil their aspirations of higher social status. Many work hard making their money in Western Australia mines and they want to spend their income on new utes, boats and motorbikes, luxury clothing, booze, food, holidays to Bali, investment properties, sports memorabilia and flat screen televisions.

Some CUBs are giving up their utes and muscle cars for prestige cars. BMW, Audi and Lexus are advertising in the tabloid press to appeal to this market. However many CUBs don’t want to attract the attention of the tax office by driving too flash a car.

CUBs are less popular than plain bogans because they go against the idea that some people deserve to be poor and instead are buying things that the rest of us can’t afford.

Living in Boganville

Australian Prime Ministers always try to connect with the battlers and workers. Julia Gillard succeeded better than them all when she was voted Biggest Bogan of the Year last year (pushing Russell Crowe into second). A lot of people find her exaggerated, or hyper-Australian accent irritating and some think it is deliberately put on to appeal to the bogan masses.

It is understood in Canberra that Bogan-ville is Kevin Rudd's name for The Lodge since Julia Gillard, and her boyfriend, Tim Mathieson, moved in, after his replacement as Prime Minister.

Rudd’s insult is typical of our use of bogan. The more bogan-ness we see in someone else the better we feel about ourselves. When I drive my children to school in the 4WD unshaven and wearing my tracksuit pants and ugg boots, listening to the Best of Cold Chisel, I think of myself as a relaxed and casual suburbanite a long way from being a bogan. But really, most of us live only a little to the east of Boganville.

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Comment by Dermott Ryder on November 9, 2011 at 8:34

Good Morning Tim

 

I note from your thesis that you have identified two sub-species of Bogan: the Plain Bogan, and the Cashed up Bogan. May I posit the likely existence of a third sub-species, the Academic Bogan?

 

I have encountered this intriguing mutation consuming cheese and onion rolls in the rain on the library lawn at the University of NSW, singing ‘The Hole in the Elephants Bottom’ at a folkmusic concert at the Wallace Theatre, Sydney University and holding forth on the need for life-time tenure to protect the intellectual integrity of ‘the faculty’ at numerous socio-political wine and cheese nights in the National Capital.

 

The Academic Bogan also believes and never tires of stating that students ‘will not appreciate the marvellous education we provide unless we charge like wounded bulls’. He may also assert, in the right company, that free tertiary education simply encourages the burgeoning working class to embrace ambitions beyond their rightful place within an ordered society.

 

The mode of dress of the Academic Bogan has not changed much over the years. The tweed jacket, with leather patches at the elbow, is ever popular. Somewhere upon it a green stapled tag will indicate the last date of dry cleaning. This date is significant. The unkempt condition of the garment indicates the seniority and stature of its wearer.

 

The Academic Bogan will also wear baggy corduroy or moleskin trousers, the latter at regional universities only. His shirt will be launderette washes with an inappropriate collection of other garments. It may be clean but it will be stained and creased and look as if the dog has slept on it. His footwear will be scruffy leather sandals purchased at a craft market. His feet will be an unhealthy white, blotchy and in need of washing, his toenails do not bear thinking about.

 

If he wears socks, for formal occasions, they will be Argyle and have big-toe nail holes. They may or may not be as clean as one would hope.

 

I could go on but enough is enough. I am reasonably sure that this short response will unmask the Academic Bogan. Thank you sharing your insights into an interesting tributary of social development.

 

Regards

 

Dermott Ryder

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