JRR Tolkien's wife's favourite son the good writer called the second.

the boy went 'aye aye father' like a harry potter thirsty for knowledge

'You know, the Second? My favourite words in the English language are 'cellar door' not because of its meaning but because of its sound...'

and the young JRR Tolkien II said 'really? come off it dadsy!! you like that word because we have got the 8kb video arcade version of Donkey Kong and very good wines and smoked foods, behind the cellar door!'

The great writer started trembling and remembered the lace of a woman's collar in a dance hall in Algeciras.