Met a young man, still a boy you could say

who claimed to own a life that was in disarray

Born out of wealth, with a privileged upbringing

he…

The day is long, the rain is hard

your job is full of shambles

the wife has left you for a retard

your son? well he's started to gamble

You arrive home fully soaked

to find your daughter full on dope

you wonder how you can ever cope

guess your life is all but a practical joke