No bozos please,
or floppy shoes,
No three ring capers
for the ignorant fools

No ring top connivance,
or a multicoloured facade
No squirting flowers
for those that do harm

I tie a string around my finger
Reminding me not to trust.
Your pie chucking's wearing thin
I know what's beneath the crust.

Erase your clown paint
And that smiley smudge
Dismount your monocycle
You have a lot to explain!